YOU

Superheroes and underpants, via Ben

Male, unmarried, unattached, no kids - kind, sincere, curious and galloping at great speed towards me on a white winged horse, holding a red rose between your teeth?

Or all of the above, wrapped up in words, replace horse with cat and rose with Christmas tree?

Yes, it happened.

This being said, regardless of species, wisdom or galaxy, you're very welcome to make yourself at home here - whatever you do, please don't poop on the sofa or steal the furniture.

Also, there is vegan bacon-flavored popcorn in the kitchen cupboard.